Every now and then ..... I am pleasantly surprised ...... by new and improved looking blogs .....

So last nite ..... I ketch ah vaps ..... and decide tuh revamp mine ...... not no big ting eh ..... ah just re-arrange de sidebar ...... cuz that's all I really know how tuh do!

So I moved the CALENDAR to the top ...... cuz the date is always important ..... especially if is ah public holiday!

Then I re-worded the SUBSCRIBE section ...... and placed it right below the Calendar ...... cuz subscribing is the second most important thing on this blog ..... de more subscribers ...... de hotter I go look!

Then right below the subscribe ...... I finally included my EMAIL ADDRESS ..... which doh necessarily mean dat yuh have tuh email meh eh (BIG UP tuh Keston who done email meh ahready) ..... cuz I eh really ah email person ..... ah really include meh email ..... so peeps would have de correck address ..... when dey want tuh invite meh tuh dey band launch ..... or fuh if peeps want tuh tell meh dat dey have a gift fuh meh ..... or a prize ...... or money!!!

I edited the BLOGROLL ..... removing some blogs dat was comin up bogus ..... and reinstatin one ...... altho ..... it have some dat eh sayin nuttin fuh de longest while ..... dat shoulda get leave out too ..... and might very well get leave out on de next rounds ..... you know who you are!

In de near future ..... when ah replenish meh patience ..... I will arrange the blog names in alphabetical order ..... and maybe add a few more that I maco .....

I re-worded de MACO DIS BLOG scene ...... oh ..... and just a little tip here ..... if yuh ever doin ah search ..... do de Advanced search one time ..... cuz de basic search is real BOOO!

And last but certainly not least ..... I moved the MACO TnT ..... nearer tuh de RADIO ..... and we NEWSPAPERS ..... jus tuh keep all de TnT tings together!

Fuh now ..... I eh tink ah puttin anyting else ..... cuz I doh really like tuh see too much ting all over de place ..... oh ...... an' ah stayin ORANGE too .....

Right ..... so da'is dat .......

De next ting ah want tuh discuss ..... is errors .....

Now it eh no secret dat I does thrive on crappin on errors ...... errors in de papers ...... on de TV ...... on de Radio ...... on de road ....... everywhere ....... heck shit ..... if wuzen fuh errors ...... dis blog wouldn't exist ..... so ...... what I doh understand ....... is why it is ..... when I make ah mistake ...... like ah typo or sumtin ...... nobody doh point it out!! ..... you know how much times I readin back ting ..... and see errors!!! ...... oooooops ..... wait ..... dat didn't sound too good ..... OK what I really mean is ..... on the very rare occasion ...... I does type chupidness too ..... like de odda day when ah had post de fireworks pics ...... an' ah type ...... looks some virtual fireworks ..... looks???? ...... clearly dat was ah typo and not dialect ...... an' nobody eh say nuttin ..... and OK ..... ah know yuh muzbe tinkin ..... dat yuh eh go say nuttin ...... cuz next ting yuh know ..... do so doh like so ...... well ..... HELLO ...... de next time yuh spot ah blatant error ...... I want tuh know! ..... tank you!  (yuh could use meh email fuh dat too!)

OK ..... I think I covered everything ..... so ..... tuh end off dis long-ass post ...... look ah lil classifieds lagniappe ...... tings ah had see in de papers de day after de first dose!




Lawd ...... dis reekin of jailbait!




First tuh begin ...... how dem could make your chile an A+ student ..... when dey doh even know dat AN does go before ah vowel ......




Eh?? ...... back in my day ..... if yuh was havin academic problems ..... yuh used tuh either get licks ..... or go fuh extra lessons after school ...... what is ah academic counselor?




What??? ...... best learning programme ..... IN WHAT?




Good lord ...... NO! ...... a new chutney soca band?! ...... say it isn't so!!!




Hmmmm ..... a hotel fuh crooks ..... LOL ..... probably wasn't de best name tuh choose!




I doh even know what tuh say about dis one ..... DO NOT SHACK-UP is hilarious!




LOL ...... big up yuhself Mr. Tutor!




Unless dey massagin yuh into ah delish dessert ..... and den eatin yuh ..... dis sticky shit doh make no sense!!!




Japan staff????




DUH ..... is it that I'm reading this ad dotish ..... cuz I just don't get it!




Book now??!! ..... I do this every day in my shower!




Really ...... secondary education needed ....... tuh do dat?!



PS:  ..... in case ah doh logon again before Monday ...... Happy Labour Day tuh all my US Trini peeps!