... do PERSONALS really work?
Have you ever read the PERSONALS in de papers?
Have you ever seen those PERSONALS dat shoulda been kept personal?
Have you ever thought about responding to one?
Or worse yet ..... have you ever felt de need to put out one?
I can't imagine what it must be like ..... tuh have tuh resort tuh de PERSONALS ..... so ..... in a bid tuh help out peeps ..... look 4 dat ah jus see in today's Express ..... dat ah wanted tuh expose lil more .....
Grrrrr?? ...... he fuh real?! ...... ah professional 18 year ole dat is wife material too?!! ...... there is no such creature ...... at 18 you doh even know who you are yet ...... at 18 you suppose tuh be still unprofessional ..... at 18 you suppose tuh be playin de field ...... at 18 you not suppose tuh be tyin-down yourself tuh no man ...... and tryin tuh stay slim fuh him!!!
I checked out the website ..... it's very colourful ...... and it's not only lunch ..... is lunch and hopefully some dessert too!
He eh MIXED ..... he MIXED-UP!! ...... cuz what ah 29 year old want with ah 49-59 year old??? ...... unless is ah MOTHER he lookin for ..... an' not ah GYUL!!?
The good news here ..... is if yuh respond tuh dis ad ...... at least yuh will have water tuh shower ...... cuz it eh go be no WASA water yuh depening on ..... it go be CANADA water!!!
PS: Belated EID greetings to my muslim peeps!
Have you ever seen those PERSONALS dat shoulda been kept personal?
Have you ever thought about responding to one?
Or worse yet ..... have you ever felt de need to put out one?
I can't imagine what it must be like ..... tuh have tuh resort tuh de PERSONALS ..... so ..... in a bid tuh help out peeps ..... look 4 dat ah jus see in today's Express ..... dat ah wanted tuh expose lil more .....
Grrrrr?? ...... he fuh real?! ...... ah professional 18 year ole dat is wife material too?!! ...... there is no such creature ...... at 18 you doh even know who you are yet ...... at 18 you suppose tuh be still unprofessional ..... at 18 you suppose tuh be playin de field ...... at 18 you not suppose tuh be tyin-down yourself tuh no man ...... and tryin tuh stay slim fuh him!!!
I checked out the website ..... it's very colourful ...... and it's not only lunch ..... is lunch and hopefully some dessert too!
He eh MIXED ..... he MIXED-UP!! ...... cuz what ah 29 year old want with ah 49-59 year old??? ...... unless is ah MOTHER he lookin for ..... an' not ah GYUL!!?
The good news here ..... is if yuh respond tuh dis ad ...... at least yuh will have water tuh shower ...... cuz it eh go be no WASA water yuh depening on ..... it go be CANADA water!!!
PS: Belated EID greetings to my muslim peeps!
de mixed-up....oops mixed male better orf dan one dat I know of who is 25 and married to 60 year old woman..............as far as I could see....dey both need REAL help
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Now is true dat 25 could go into 60 more times dan 60 could go into 60 ..... so I fully understand de 25 - 60 from a COUGAR perspective ..... but HELLO ..... what is Mr. CUB scene?
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The cub have buttered bread... allyuh just jealous.
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.... shit ...... fuh real ..... I didn't tink of dat nah!
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well when de 25 lookin like 19 an de 60 lookin like 69...pun intended....I have to wonder...an on top ah dat he younger dan yuh youngest chile...well you really have to be screwed up....I can't imagine introducing someone younger than my chile, to him, as his Step dad......duh...
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10 points fuh granny yes ..... when I grow up I want tuh be jus like her!
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you know i had tuh check d website too... apparently they have no success stories as yet... they cudda put 2-3 lie... is not as if we wudda know...
thanks for the greeting... i shudda tell yuh come fuh some food...
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oh gosh YES ..... how I forget tuh mention dat ..... cuz I check fuh de success stories too .... an' ah really get NORT fuh true .....
Maybe is a new scene ..... hence de zilch stories .....
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Personals aren't too bad. I mean, meeting a girl in a Zen/Crobar ain't the best place to meet yuh future Mr./Mrs. At least finding one in the newspapers means she could read!
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LOL ..... or it could mean dat she idle like me ...... tuh have de time tuh read PERSONALS in de first place!
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At least finding one in the newspapers means she could read!
I kinda doubting that match up still... even if the reader could read, 'Scene pointing out many times the writer cyah write... ask yuhself wha' kinda match up we having??
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I'm sorry, but that "MIXED MALE" screams sexual predator to me!....Seeks chubby Indian woman??...Must have big legs???...WTH!?
Dude didn't even list a personality trait. Even 'mature' seems to mean older as opposed to mentally mature.
He's either a weirdo or the director of some low budget local film that has an opening for an oldish, chubby Indian woman with big legs...Either way, this is a personal ad FAIL!!!! lol
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oh gosh .... dis poor 29 year old mixed male (who ad still runnin by de way) ..... he eh playin he get lambaste nah .....
..... an' doh feel ah didn't see de CHUBBY ..... INDIAN ...... and BIG LEGS eh ...... ah see it ..... but ah jus didn't want tuh go there ......
..... an' talkin about tings seen ..... ah find it strange ..... dat nobody eh say nuttin about de Canadian who want he woman tuh get up by 5 and shower .... and pray ..... cuz tuh me dat ad just as wack!!!
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LMAO!!! I saw that too eh, but BIG LEGS really just hit me for six....I couldn't talk about anything except that lol.
I dunno, but things have to be real bad for a woman to respond to some of these personals men put out.
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it nuh wack nah... he is prob a muslim man... and if i was eligible i might have applied... i eh mind becoming a canadian... if all i have to do is get up at 5 to pray...
yuh sure he is not the same one who want the chubby legs... he prob likes alot of meat around his head... it does get cold in the winter you know...
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.... eh eh bandi ..... like yuh eh read de ad too good .....
you have to get up at 5 ...... SHOWER ...... and pray (not just get up at 5 and pray) ..... and dat is what was confusing me ..... dat shower part ...... cuz what de heck showering have tuh do wit anyting?!
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i didnt want to go into a whole religion lesson here but since you ask...
1st i will assume dude wants sex as well... will explain...
a Guhsl needs to be performed after sexual intercourse... well if one has had intercourse and then going to pray... a Guhsl is like a bath...
read more here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghusl
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(Wags finger severely at 'Scene)...
Yuh doh know cleanliness next to Godliness? Yuh have ta be clean to pray.
Seriously though, religions such as Islam and Hinduism require that you bathe before offering prayers.
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it does get cold in the winter you know...
Bandi, ah know only too well... another winter coming up... allyuh better start looking fuh a thick pair fuh me too oui... (^_~)
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..... now it have times ..... when I'm just plain ignorant (in de Trini sense) and dotish ......
and den it have times ...... when I'm just plain ignorant (as in clueless) .....
So bandi and Jumbie ..... tanks eh ..... tanks fuh reading dis blog so faithfully ..... and clue-in me in (all de time) so graciously
..... cuz I never hear about dat 'showerin after sex before prayers' scene ...... in my religion ...... unfortunately .... sex and showerin are two totally not connected activities ...... except on de odd occasion when they vice-ily connect tuh become 'golden' ......
But back tuh de topic at hand ..... cuz this revelation have me even more creeped out now ..... cuz de ad say dat de gyul will have tuh get up early by 5, shower and pray ...... and den right after dat it says ...... HE PRAYS EVERYDAY .....
So is he tryin tuh say in ah very subtle kinda way ..... dat they'll be sexin every day?!
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doh have to be sexin everyday... if you read the Guhsl link i provided... its normally needed after 'a state of unconsciousness' which sleep is generally accepted to be... well where i come from... if i should die before i wake.... blah blah blah...
and you are welcome for so graciously accepting our replies on all matters... i blog to inform... and sometimes amuse...
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oooooooooh ...... duh ...... I DID read it! ..... but yuh know how I does read ..... me eh pick up on dat at all ....
Actually .... there seems tuh be so many instances when a Ghusl is recommended ..... dat I feel dey jus say bathe ...... bathe as often as possible .....
Anyway I doh really like tuh talk religion ..... so da'is it fuh me on dis topic .....
Thanks fuh de info!
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yip i bathe as often as possible... nothing to do with religion tho... iz Trinidad i living... it does get HOT HOT HOT... just had to add that...
aye as i add that... yuh going to see Joey Stephens in HYATT this weekend... FLOW have something...
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bandi ..... why would I want tuh go see Joey Stephens wit his dotish dead parrot on he shoulder and he yankee HOT HOT HOT?!
no breds ..... I will not be attending that function ......
Ah wonder if he (Joey) know dat de original HOT HOT HOT man (Arrow) passed away this week!
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Well yes, ah just now recovering from the flu so leh me add meh 2 cents.
Bandi...yuh took the words right outta meh mouth. De man who looking for big legs really want to keep his ears warm.
Dem ads is good comic relief oui.
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de ads is kicks yes ..... but allyuh is more kicks .....
..... cuz LOL ..... you so have me tryin tuh picture dat 'keepin his ears warm' scene
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he know why he couldn't put that ad in a Canadian newspaper...and the sad thing is that some Trini woman will respond...
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..... and I think the sad thing DID happen ..... cuz de ad was in de papers fuh like one day!
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itsonlylunch.com should offer one helping of free, tasty, desserts for say, the fist ten customers
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Talkin about offerin ting free ..... you realise dat dey doh have de 'costs' on de website?! ..... yuh have tuh contact dem tuh find out what it is .....
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