Trinis is de bess!

I can't remember the last time I was so busy ......

Tomorrow morning ..... brite an' early ..... ah have some balloon decor tuh do ...... and really an' truly ..... dat is what I suppose tuh be doin right about now ..... preparing fuh it ..... but no ..... look what I doin instead ..... login orn tuh de scene ..... tuh talk shit .....
 
But ..... say wha ..... it's been a while .....

Now picture dis .....

Imagine you gorn tuh work in ah mine ..... and BRAPS ..... de mine collapse ..... an' yuh get trap ...... wit 32 odda man .....

Den ..... it take ah whole 2 months and 2 weeks tuh get yuh out de mine .....

Den ..... when yuh reach out de mine ..... yuh have chile mudda tuh deal wit ..... de wife ...... and de mistress ...... who was all holdin vigil fuh yuh ..... while yuh was trap ..... and who all at dat point ..... get de rude awakening dat dey was gettin horn .....

Den ..... de Trini Foreign Affairs Minister ..... give yuh Ambassador ...... ah spanish version of ..... THE RISING SUN ..... yeah ..... imagine dat ..... dat was Trini gift tuh de Chileans ..... ah CD ..... wit de rising sun translate into spanish ..... I an' all doh even have de English version!!!

Den ..... today now ...... in de Express ...... ah nex Trini go write ah letter tuh de Editor suggesting dat we offer de men ...... ah TRINI VACATION .....

HELLO ..... like I go really survive all ah dat shit (including havin tuh listen tuh de rising sun in Spainsh) ..... and den willingly choose tuh come tuh Trini (tuh relax and unwind and share my story) ..... when it have all kinda odda more crazy enticing offers being thrown around ..... and where I most likely wouldn't get shoot ..... or rape ..... or rob ..... or run off de road!!!!

P-U-H-L-E-A-S-E!

Trinis is de bess yes!


 
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