So big storm headin tuh Trini ..... an' I on de road ..... of all days!!

Yeah .... and you wouldn't believe where I end up .....

I end up in de Airport!!!

So yuh know .....

Ah see de signs ..... dey right by de Airport Car Park entrance ..... but hear de joke ..... ah see it ..... but ah eh really see it ..... cuz de braille part ..... and de sign language part ..... block off ..... yep ..... it have ah setta black plastic tape-up all over it  ..... so is anybody's guess what dey goin an' unveil next ......





Now ah didn't go up in de Airport tuh maco eh ......

Actually ..... ah DID go tuh maco .... but not de signs ..... ah went tuh maco Nicki Minaj  ..... and oh what a jokey experience it was ......

First ..... de flight was delayed ..... it was suppose tuh come in at 12:30 pm ..... and it end up comin in at 1:15 pm ..... den ..... apparently is 3 plane dat land de same time ..... so whoever it is ..... was suppose tuh whisk Ms. Minaj (and entourage) tru ..... like dey get lil bog down .... and my gyul end up comin outside real long after de flight land ..... so ..... needless tuh say ..... she was lil piss ..... den ..... tuh add insult tuh injury ..... she end up chillin in her pick-up car ..... fuh about ah good 20 minutes ..... while her hype man (who ah hear is really she man) was still stuck somewhere inside ..... well ..... on de 21st minute ..... she jump back out de car ..... which totally pleased the 3 little girls who went up in de Airport tuh see her  ..... and how did I know that they were pleased ..... well ..... they started to scream when she came out of the car ..... LOL ..... anyway ..... so as ah was sayin ..... she storm out de car and went back inside ...... tuh see what de keepback was about ..... den ..... about 3 minutes later ...... she and hype man emerge (tuh 3 more screams) ..... headed straight fuh de car ..... jumped eeeen ..... and drove off .....

I was real tryin tuh get a picture of her tho ...... but like de gyul mix wit ninja ..... cuz I just couldn't snap her .... I think maybe the 3-girl crowd was ah lil too thick ..... and she was ah lil too small ..... cuz yeah ..... she's actaully a lil tiny winey ..... she small like me ..... well ..... with an ass about 5 times de size of mine tho!! ..... and ..... surprisingly ..... she looked really un-cosquel ..... she had on a cute baby pink hoodie .... and black tights ..... altho .... I still don't know how we were able to actually see her ...... cuz her bodyguard is like a giant ..... he's at least 6' 6' ..... oh and talkin about bodyguards ...... guess who was up dey too ..... hoverin around and lookin all bad-ass in all black ..... yep .... you guessed it ..... our very own Trini bodyguard ..... Kevin Da Costa!

Anyway ..... Nicki Minaj is here ...... so once it eh havin no storm again ..... I guess the concert's on ..... look some pics of nothing (from de Airport) .....




So as soon as she walk out ..... dey put her in de corner dey ...... tuh de left ..... where a small crowd gathered .....




Then the crowd grew by about three .....




I eh know who dem men in black is ..... but dey muzbe connected ..... cuz that's the Channel 3 news crew talkin tuh dem ......




Dat is de car Ms. Minaj was in ..... impatiently waiting on her hype man to come outside .....




Dat is her in de pink hoodie ..... walkin back tuh de car ..... after rescuin her hype man .....


PS:  ..... I eh no Nicki Minaj groupie eh ..... I was jus fal-in wit ah fren who workin with de Press and had tuh be there  .....