Valentine Schmalentine!
So ..... two days later ..... still kicksin on some ah dem Census questions ..... Jumbie ask meh if ah sure is meh roof de woman wanted tuh know about ..... or if was ah roofie ..... and that is when it came to me .....
Valentine Schmalentine!
Cuz ..... just like a roofie .... Valentine's day is always dat day .... dat does slip into yuh life ..... cause yuh tuh wack out .... and allow Cupid tuh have his way wit yuh ..... or rather ..... wit yuh dinero!
An' is not like I ever get slip ah Valentine's roofie eh .... cuz I smarter dan dat 
..... meh real peeve .... is dat ah was never smart enuff ..... tuh slip one tuh ah man!!! ..... cuz after receiving loads of heartfelt SALT fuh many Valentine's days over de years ..... I only now realise ..... that dat is de only way fuh me tuh get some of de love ..... yep ..... I go hadda drug dude ..... and drag him tuh buy de flowers and de chocolates!!!
Anyway ..... that said ..... ah actually got a few shout-outs so far ..... yeah ..... I got two e-cards from family ..... I got 4 emails ..... one from a friend in England ..... one from a former colleague ...... one from a chronic email forwarder who I don't even know ..... and one from a company wishing me Happy V Day .... yeah ...... that's what it said ..... Happy V Day !? ..... now yuh know I wasn't impressed ..... cuz what de heck .... first Xmas .... now V day!!! ..... why couldn't they jus spell out de damn word ..... cuz all I see when I read dat .... is .... Happy VAGINA Day ..... oh an' how could I forget ..... I also got a card and a gift from a friend ....
So all in all ..... dis year showed improvement ..... but .... jus when I tort I get it nice .... some peeps get it even better ..... wit greetings put fuh dem in de papers??? ..... yeah ..... one woman even ask her man tuh marry!!!
Anyway .... I eh give nobody nutting .... an' I eh sen nobody no greetings ..... so yuh see how lucky you are .... cuz I actually logon here today .... tuh say ... Happy Valentine's Day! 
Same to you Scene.......
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Better you really had a roofie to take de edge off, oui... I call up Mrs Jumbie's bro-in-law (sis' hubby) and tell him drop off 2 hibiscus for Mrs Jumbie, and tell she ah gone local!!!
De man couldn' stop laughing, and ah apologise now to he wife, if that is wha' she get too.
And as for Happy Vagina Day... you give me pause dey... because that have ah 'revelating' truth to it... cause man does hope to get some on that day if not any other in de year, and 'oman does hope man come good to earn that some... cause dey really want to share it too eh, but really... yuh cyah jess give de man if he eh showing de 'love'...
Commercialisation or not, is really Vagina Day in truth... panties sell as much as chocolates...
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Hibiscus??? ..... you know how long I eh see ah Hibiscus ..... you sure it still have dat in Trini ..... I tort mealybug lick dat up!
And yeah .... your V fuh vagina analysis is spot on
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saw this today: "if you see cupid, bitch-slap that little punk" ...lol
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Jumbie hit the nail on the head...or the pany on the peg??? Ok this comment late but dat ain't nothing...
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It so late ..... dat now yuh makin meh logon tuh de scene ..... tuh see what nail Jumbie hit on de head!
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oh gosh...ah sorry deh
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