Calling P.E.T.A ....
I doh know what it is goin orn wit me lately .... cuz I jus not findin de time tuh do nuttin!! .... it so bad .... dat I eh read ah newspaper in weeks .... yeah .... if you see newspapers was pilin up in my house .... an' when ah tell yuh .... it hurt meh .... yeah .... jus seein dat pile of newspapers bein' topped-up every day .... by two!! .... and none ah dem not even makin it outta de plastic bag ... or de rubber band ..... was painful ..... cuz about 3 days ago .... I had was tuh dump about $100 worth in unread newspapers ....
.... ah whole hundred dollars!!! ....jess so ..... trow way!!!!
So right now .... me eh know shit goin' orn in de country ....
But watch meh .... even tho I eh indulgin in de dotishness (aka readin papers) .... de dotishness still findin its way tuh meh .... cuz look what I get in my email today .....
Now ..... my understanding is ..... if you is ah CHOW GURU .... it means dat you is ah borse at making chow .....
What I don't understand ..... is de Corn Soup (Chow??) ..... an' de Boiled Corn on Cub (Chow??) ..... cuz Grrrrrr ...... what de arse is BOILED CORN ON CUB??? ..... what kinda Cub yuh gettin de corn on??!!
An' ah know ..... dat a CHOW GURU .... doh necessarily have tuh be ah SPELLING GURU .... but oh gorm .... why go de professionalism route .... of having a professionally printed sign done ..... and not employ de services of ah professional SIGN GURU?!
CHOW GURU .... take ah red marker and close-up de U nah!!
.... ah whole hundred dollars!!! ....jess so ..... trow way!!!!
So right now .... me eh know shit goin' orn in de country ....
But watch meh .... even tho I eh indulgin in de dotishness (aka readin papers) .... de dotishness still findin its way tuh meh .... cuz look what I get in my email today .....
Now ..... my understanding is ..... if you is ah CHOW GURU .... it means dat you is ah borse at making chow .....
What I don't understand ..... is de Corn Soup (Chow??) ..... an' de Boiled Corn on Cub (Chow??) ..... cuz Grrrrrr ...... what de arse is BOILED CORN ON CUB??? ..... what kinda Cub yuh gettin de corn on??!!
An' ah know ..... dat a CHOW GURU .... doh necessarily have tuh be ah SPELLING GURU .... but oh gorm .... why go de professionalism route .... of having a professionally printed sign done ..... and not employ de services of ah professional SIGN GURU?!
CHOW GURU .... take ah red marker and close-up de U nah!!
i tort yuh was referring to something else oui...
http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/zuckerberg-slaughter-facebook-founders-brutal-new-diet-20110527-1f70v.html
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Grrrrr????
..... hear what ..... dat man jus have so much @#$%^&* money .... dat he eh know what tuh do wit heself again .... so he decide tuh create a cause ....
when what he should really be doing ..... is trying tuh help we save dem CUBs dat Chow Guru usin fuh he boil corn!!!
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Maybe it was the way Chow Guru decided to get attention or maybe you should really call P.E.T.A - give it a taste
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I thought about dat eh .... cuz it DID get my attention .... but not in a good way ....
.... cuz the thought of eating a Corn on a CUB .... actually made me feel kinda nauseous ....
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If it was handwritten, I woulda 'low de "cub" ting, but when yuh have it "professionally" done, yuh hadda maintain ah order with the spelling.
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exactly!!
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wah yuh orderin... buf flow wings
http://sanman-ish.tumblr.com/post/5871388344/faultography-buf-flow-wings-not-my-fault
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"At This Ranch Wings do Fly" ....
LAWD .... LMAO .....
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Oh Dear....I think I know the person who own this business...Yikes!!
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LOL .... ah want tuh believe that that spelling was intentional tho ....
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Dais nuttin....Trinis have introduced me to several new foods...
Fish BROUGHT.....(fish broth?)
Polorie...........(Pholourie?)
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Nooooo .... you didn't really see BROUGHT fuh broth??!! .... I need dat pic
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Girl i regret not taking a pic of that sign...I saw that by Memorial park on Carnival tuesday evening 2009
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LOL, trinis sweet yes!
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