Que hora es?!

Is time tuh clean yuh AURA .... da'is what time it is!!!

Did you even know .... dat yuh could cleanse yuh aura???

Well .... I discover dat in today's Woman Express .... and .... had I known before .... nuff tings dat happen in de past .... woulda never happen ..... cuz watch meh .... I woulda be cleansin, tonin AND moisturizin Ms. Aura ....

Cuz it real easy tuh do yuh know .... all yuh need is tings like ..... time .... some quiet ..... some water (from a waterfall or a shower or de rain) .... a feather .... but not from any ole yard fowl eh .... de feather need tuh be from a turkey .... or ah owl ..... den yuh need herbs dat could make smudgin smoke ..... oh and yuh might need some espsom salts too ....

So I out yuh know .... cuz right now I real need tuh take a shower .... AND ..... meh aura kyna lil @#$%-up too ..... so is two bird I goin' an' kill wit one stone ....
 
Feathers anyone?





PS:   .... could somebody please pass this article on tuh TSTT .... oh .... and take careful note of Tip No. 3 eh .... cuz DAT will  @#$%&-up  yuh aura fuh sure!!!
Posted by wuzdescene at July 10, 2011 6:00 PM
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  • July 11, 2011 9:09 AM Dee wrote:
    Scene, it have no rain by me, but I did take a dip in Toco over the weekend, you think that will be enough?
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    1. July 11, 2011 10:43 AM wuzdescene wrote:
      .... dat sound like ah bess cleanse right dey .... yeah .... it should work
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  • July 11, 2011 1:31 PM Rissa wrote:
    eh scene....wat iz ah feather whisk???
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    1. July 11, 2011 1:52 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      Rissa gyul .... ah glad yuh ask .... cuz I mehself didn't know what de arse ah feather whisk is ....

      But .... thanks tuh de World Wide Web .... and Mauno ..... I was able tuh find out ....

      Amen fuh people who does post shit on de internet yes (like me ) .... cuz look all ah we know now .... what ah feather whisk is .... altho .... if yuh livin in Trini .... yuh eh really bound tuh go dat route .... yuh could jus clean yuh aura wit de "walk in de rain" method!
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  • July 14, 2011 7:36 AM Jen wrote:
    Girl, that was a good article....is like the other day a friend of mine was telling me she going to a hypnotist to help she lose weight.

    People does believe rubbish eh.
    But I will take heed and doh palance in an electrical storm while using smudging herbs!
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    1. July 14, 2011 10:21 AM wuzdescene wrote:
      Yes .... I thought it was a good article indeed .... cuz since reading it ..... I shower more .... and I now have an improved aura AND odor ....

      Buh wait .... ah now ketch wha yuh say .... ah hypnotist? ..... tuh lose weight?!
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      1. July 15, 2011 7:37 AM Jen wrote:
        girl, yes, apparently this hypnotist does help yuh lose weight! she say after she see him she doesn't feel to eat anymore! And the man does charge 75GBP per hour!!! Expensive rubbish I say. Just stop eating all the damn cake ent?!
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        1. July 15, 2011 2:37 PM wuzdescene wrote:
          Grrrrr??? .... I could tink of at least 10 other things .... dat when I see dem .... doh make me feel tuh eat no more .... and .... dey doh cost nuttin!!!


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        2. July 18, 2011 9:07 PM dexter wrote:
          75 quid?! BLOODY HELL!
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  • July 14, 2011 10:17 PM Paul wrote:
    ..........witty & comical .......no wonder yuh on de top ah de list......
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  • July 15, 2011 7:17 AM KC wrote:
    Well yes, I read this article and was saying that my aura need ah good cleaning. Real bad vibes lately - hence the reason you're not hearing from me more often. Interesting article though.
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    1. July 15, 2011 2:35 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      KC gyul .... is Friday .... forget aura .... an' go get ah stiff drink!!!
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  • July 15, 2011 12:42 PM wizzythestick wrote:
    no wonder dey big you up you bathing more now ROTFL Improved aura does lead to good karma I see
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    1. July 15, 2011 2:46 PM wuzdescene wrote:
      girl .... bathing a big problem fuh me ....

      If I eh have nowhere tuh go .... dat shower doh smell me .... well .... actually .... maybe it does .... but yuh understand what ah sayin!
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