... another year ... another grey hair!
Ah here ....
An' ah aware ....
Cuz altho I eh goin' nowhere ....
Ah still tryin tuh read papers ....
An' ah seein EVERYTING ....
Ting dat makin meh STEUPS real hard .... an' ting dat makin meh want tuh cuss real bad ....
Like what kinda DEMON would beat a 6 year old tuh death .... fuh not payin attention wit he homework .... WTF .... ah 6 year old's homework ain't dat serious!!!!!
And what kinda @#$%&-UP BITCH TEACHER would put her 8 year old student's head in ah STINK-ASS SCHOOL TOILET and flush de toilet on de chile!!!!!!!!????????? ..... and den ..... make de chile stan-up fuh 3 hours in front de class!!!!!!!???????
And what ah 80 YEAR OLD PRICK doin interfering wit ah 13 year old chile????!!!! .... heck shit .... I didn't even know dat ah 80 year old prick could stan-up .... worse again be used tuh rape .... 61 times!!!
Anyway ..... I eh have nuttin tuh say about nuttin ....
So ....
Ellen turned 50-sumtin today .... and she celebrated by giving gifts tuh everybody on her show ....
Den earlier this month (de 15th tuh be exact) .... little sweetie turned de big ONE OHHHH .... and told her mother .... that she wanted tuh celebrate wit ah small lime .... of just about 5 of her fave girlfriends .... cuz 10 was too old tuh have a kiddie party 
....
Three days later (de 18th) .... I turned 100 .... lol .... and all I wanted tuh do is veg out .... which lucky fuh me .... was very adequately facilitated ....
Den just five days later (de 23rd) .... fren turn 31 .... and gasp .... now he tink he OLD!
Hmmmmmm ....
So 10 year old tink she OLD
I KNOW I OLD
And 31 year old tink he OLD
But what de heck really is OLD??
Cuz when yuh really check it .... OLD is not ah number yuh know .... OLD is in yuh mind ...
Cuz honestly .... when I was in my twenties .... I used tuh balk at de thought of turning my current age .... but .... now that I have fortunately made it (tuh 100 ) .... I realise I doh feel ah day older dan when I was in dem same twenties ....
Anyway .... I ain't gettin any younger .... so leh meh wrap up dis post ....
Ah really an' truly logon tonight tuh send big HAPPY BIRTHDAY shoutouts tuh:
Danos (Zee's daddy)
Coffeedude
Shells
JP
De trini
Candi
.... and tuh all meh odda January peeps who ain't gettin any younger either
I keep forgetting whether I sign in with Sindy or Susie to ur blog. Anyways, its the same person. I didn't know you're a fellow capricorn. Happy Belated bday! Mine was the 14th
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Actually .... you use both names
Happy Belated tuh you too chick!
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jes fuh not telling meh, yuh present will be late...
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better late dan never
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Thanks scene for remembering...and happy belated birthday to you. Capricorns rock!
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yuh done know!
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Eh boy scene, this was a funny post. wha's with yuh friend who think 31 old. And exactly who tell you 100 is old?
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my body .... my body tells me every day .... that 100 is old!!! ..... cuz it jus eh have de stamina and de energy tuh do ting like it used to .... and as fuh Mr. 31 .... is only when he reach de 100 .... dat he go realise dat 31 wasn't old after all ....
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Ah like de third half of yuh post.....
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Paul boy .... is only you could find de THIRD half in sumtin!
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The desert have me busy and I'm now reading this post! Happy b'day to all capricorns especially to danos (the most awesome daddy anybody can have in the whole world)
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awwwww .... how tweet
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OMG...I am sooo late with my response.
Thanks for the Birthday shout-out...and Happy Birthday to you too fellow January-person!
p/s:- I doh feel a day over 20-something, and since many people keep refusing to believe i'm 30-something, I'll start telling peeps i'm 20-something (and try to keep a straight face and not snicker while doing so)
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shells gyul .... ah right dey wit yuh .... in de 20-sumtin bracket dat is
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