TSTT yuh win!!! .... KFC .... take note!

Oh gorm .... ah on ah roll .... is post ..... after post ..... after post!!!

An' ah was really tryin tuh give up meh bad ways fuh de Lent eh .... but is jus too much ting jumbie-in meh ....

Now you may remember ..... two days ago (Wednesday) .... ah had logon tuh gripe about ah lil situation ah was havin wit TSTT and one of dey Dealers .... an' de situation had kinda raise meh monkey glands .... and cause meh tuh call dem up and behave like a donkey .... after which dey put de Supervisor tuh call meh back tuh say .... Whoa Donkey yuh ting ready!

Right ....

Yesterday now .... I here .... minding my biz .... when my cell phone start tuh ring .... at 4:13 pm .... and de number dat callin .... was none other .... than ..... 824-TSTT .....



So ah let it ring a few times .... an' den ah answer .... in de gruffest tone ah coulda find .... cuz what de heck dey was callin me for again?!

Dis was de convo:



ME:   HELLO!!!

TSTT:   Hello ..... Good Afternoon .... may I speak with Wuzdescene ....

ME:   Speaking ....
(while thinking Grrrrrr - yuh call meh on meh cell an' askin tuh speak wit ME - who else does answer a cell phone but de owner of de cell phone?!)

TSTT:   Hi Wuzdescene ..... my name is Mr. TSTT .... and I am calling to let you know that your number was selected for FREE 4G data blah, blah, blah ..... for one month ....

ME:   R-e-a-l-l-y????
(while thinking Grrrrr - cuz what is 4G?! - data?! - is dat de internet?!)

TSTT:   Yes .... what kind of phone do you have ....

ME:   An iPhone .... but de real ole one .... like maybe a 3G?

TSTT:   Hold on please .... let me check on that model ....

TSTT:   Yes .... it will work on your phone .... so for one month .... til April 7 ..... you will have access to the internet for all your social networking needs etc etc etc.

ME:   (Laughing) .... Allyuh givin dat tuh de worse person .....

TSTT:   Why do you say that Wuzdescene ....

ME:   Cuz I goes nowhere .... and if I need internet on my mobile .... I use de wireless in my house .... or any free wireless I pick-up anywhere .... cuz I not on nuttin .... ah not on Facebook .... ah not on Twitter .... ah doh Instagram .... ah doh have no My Space .... ah doh have nuttin .... all ah have is email .... an ah cyah do dat on ah small ass device like ah cell phone .... I am basically a HERMIT still living in the 20th century!

TSTT:   (Laughing now too) .... Ok then .... well you don't have tuh take it then ....

ME:   Yeah .... I eh go use dat .... is bess yuh give it tuh somebody else ....



Now I eh know if was COINCIDENCE .... but right tru dat conversation .... I was jus lappin up de illusion of dem gentle kisses on my ass! ..... cuz please .... jus so .... one day later .... my number get SELECT!

Whatever TSTT .... YUH WIN!

KFC .... take note now .... ah want nuttin less dan ah MONTH OF FREE CHICKEN????!!!

 
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